Tagged with The Voice

ARMED WOMAN VIOLATES COWELL IN THE TOILET REGION

ARMED WOMAN VIOLATES COWELL IN THE TOILET REGION

It has been revealed that an armed stalker managed to smash her way into Simon Cowell’s toilet area. The assailant – who had arms, hence my google friendly hyperbole within the title – allegedly managed to get into the superjudge’s bathroom on Saturday night. I’ll say from the off that any stalking, breaking and entering … Continue reading

The Voice – Marinaded in Nicejuice

The Voice – Marinaded in Nicejuice

Judged by a black eyed pea, an Irish scamp, a Pantene ProV advert and Aslan, The Voice is an experience that comes with a carefully crafted ‘positive spin’ on the talent show format.  Rather than taking the Britain’s Got Talent approach – turning up in a city, opening a Zoo and picking a few interesting … Continue reading

Budget: The Movie

Budget: The Movie

Huzzah!  It’s Budget time again – during which Chancellor George Osborne flabbergasts us with some fancy fiscal footwork while the Prime Minister sneaks behind and pickpockets all our loose change.  I’m trying to be all grown up by watching this year’s effort but it can hardly be called ‘event telly’.  The whole thing is just … Continue reading