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The Spud-U-Like Mediocre 5000

The Spud-U-Like Mediocre 5000

  I have finally decided to fully embrace the digital age by purchasing a smart phone – the Spud-U-Like Mediocre 5000 to be precise. Previously, I’ve had to rely on typewriters and pigeons – with a nagging wife in the place of preset alarm messages and a lute instead of the latest entertainment apps.  I … Continue reading

75cl + 2 Shots / Eight Hours = …erm

75cl + 2 Shots / Eight Hours = …erm

It’s lonely drinks night at the HB/NW Showbiz Variety Club and, as I’ve had a ‘meagre tipple’ I’ve just been trying to assess whether or not I’ll end up killing other people when I don my Ford Focus Metallijacket tomorrow morning.  I personally think that I’m being incredibly responsible in checking how quickly I will … Continue reading