Tagged with health

Pastygate

Pastygate

Picture the scene – you’re a hard working person, slogging your guts out trying to make ends meet in a global recession.  You may even be a public sector worker in the Northern town of Crapsville,  suffering from frozen pay scales and a limp (Don’t worry – you have an NHS appointment to see a … Continue reading

Homosexuality is like Monster Munch…

Homosexuality is like Monster Munch…

I personally equate sexuality with potato or corn based snacks – there’s loads of different ways in which you can have it. To me, homosexuality is much like Monster Munch for example – it’s perfectly wholesome… many people adore it… but it all seems a bit too big to put in my mouth. Stretching the analogy to … Continue reading

75cl + 2 Shots / Eight Hours = …erm

75cl + 2 Shots / Eight Hours = …erm

It’s lonely drinks night at the HB/NW Showbiz Variety Club and, as I’ve had a ‘meagre tipple’ I’ve just been trying to assess whether or not I’ll end up killing other people when I don my Ford Focus Metallijacket tomorrow morning.  I personally think that I’m being incredibly responsible in checking how quickly I will … Continue reading