HB/NW Extra

Do you like your articles riddled not only with spelling mistakes and bad grammar but also with fruity language ?

Then you’ll love HB/NW Extra – my often smut ridden dumping ground for occasional HB/NW reject material.

HB/NW Extra serves as a place where I can unleash vocabulary from the dark, sordid areas of the dictionary without ruining the beautiful family atmosphere that I’m skating on the very thin edge of here…  It’s a way to keep this blog Freshly Pressable – a WordPress term which effectively means ‘a bit more Disney’ – while still being able to say [expletive deleted] when my muse demands it.

My muse can be filthy, so I need a place to let her talk dirty…

Mummy – if you’re reading this, I’m so very, very sorry.  I have failed to maintain my dignity…  but these guys love a bit of ‘late nite natter’ and I’ve got to embrace these krayzee modern times.  Word!  Anyway, like boozing, smoking and looking at the bra section of the Freemans Catalogue, it’s kewl… and you never understood me or my music anyway so drink out of my cup of middle aged manchild bitterness, you freaky, grey, wrinkled member of the walking dead.  And can you look after the kids on Saturday please..?

Thanks mummy!

So far on HB/NW Extra we have The Economic Crisis According to Doctor Seuss – and that’s it.  What do you want ?  It’s free!

Check back here for an updated list of naughty worded tat on HB/NW Extra, or follow my spinoff speil of sauce – it’s your life.

PLEASE NOTE:

HB/NW Extra is a mature blog that may contain swearing and articles with more edge.  It has been reported to WordPress as being ‘on the dark road to Naughtyville’ so don’t look if you are easily offended.

Happy to be assaulted by single entendres ?  Then why not go there now…

www.hbnwextra.wordpress.com

 

© Nova Amiko and The Has Been Who Never Was 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Nova Amiko and The Has Been Who Never Was with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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