Enjoy the surreal journey of a man who puts a pan on his head and talks like a Dalek… on prime time telly!!! Continue reading »
Oh Crikey! A terrible thing happened to me on the way to my blog about a month or so ago… The house of cards known to us all affectionately as HBNW got hit by a huge lump of demotivation and I have been buried under a crumbled building of broken dreams ever since… Luckily, I managed to crawl out into … Continue reading »
It’s finally happened – Pan Man has exploded into the public eye, possibly damaging the public retina in the process… Last nights Britain’s Got Talent 2012 provided the primetime stage as pan wielding performance prat Martyn Crofts warbled ‘King of the Road’, while glottally gobbling in order to sound like a Dalek. Larynx legend Martyn, employee … Continue reading »
As an HB/NW I’m used to viewing the world with a degree of cynicism. Today, I thought I would try to see things from a different point of view and to embrace joy from the smallest of things. The trouble is, I picked the wrong subject matter… I first met Danny just after his … Continue reading »
After reading the paper today, it’s become crystal clear to me that our politicians want to look like idiots. Education Secretary Michael Gove is backing a plan to tackle truancy by recording the school attendance of three year olds… who don’t actually have to take part in any formal education anyway. Gove is looking to … Continue reading »
It’s a fun run… A pink, lovely, fluffy fun run! It raises money for Cancer Research UK, which is brilliant. The run is one of the UK’s leading charity events, not just raising money and awareness of cancer but also acting as a huge beacon of hope for cancer victims and their families. I’m talking about the … Continue reading »
Spring is here, and Hollywood FX departments are frantically putting the finishing touches to this year’s output of summer blockbusters. Amongst this year’s crowd pleasing batch of avenging superheroes, space jockeys and young girls kicking bottom in future dystopias comes the inevitable toy tie in movie… This year it’s the turn of the boardgame Battleship … Continue reading »
FORWARD – (inserted April 12th 2012) The following piece is not the usual HB/NW article… It’s something that I wanted to say after reading someone else’s blog – and sometimes, things just need saying, whether it ‘fits a brief’ or not. It’s something that might get moved around should I start another, more personal blog but … Continue reading »
It surely can’t be long before Pan Man appears on Britain’s Got Talent 2012 and, as a nation, we must be ready. With this in mind, I really should get to the shops and buy a saucepan, in order to spice up my sex life before the inevitable rush… Naturally, I’ll be going to the ‘mall’ or, … Continue reading »
I have finally decided to fully embrace the digital age by purchasing a smart phone – the Spud-U-Like Mediocre 5000 to be precise. Previously, I’ve had to rely on typewriters and pigeons – with a nagging wife in the place of preset alarm messages and a lute instead of the latest entertainment apps. I … Continue reading »
